cataclysmic
with big events like defqon coming up… i’m really worried :(

snopchat:

mom what THE FUCK do you mean youre not a virgin

(Source: flapped, via fake-mermaid)

romastreet:

don’t blame it on the sunshine
don’t blame it on the moonlight
don’t blame it on the good times
blame it on tony abbott

(via australiansanta)

njena:

its a shame that in 6 or so billion years, any and all existence on earth will be wiped out by the sun’s expansion, and it’s almost scary to think about how even now the sun continues to grow bigger and hotter, sexy and hotter let’s shut it down. pound the alarm

(Source: doppelgender, via wildlife-ecology)

silversora:

Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead

(via hi)

drive thru guy: bye have a nice day
me: bye i love you
heyfishie:

Oh my god

Mosquitos really the thots of insects going around suckin on everybody

(Source: validx2, via flyme-neverland)

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